cashcat meets cashroach
the cat has questions. the roaches brought receipts.
Cash Cat keeps the thousand-yard stare while the roaches explain the deal: 1% of all fee rewards will be distributed to holders in $CASHCAT.
hold the roach. feed the cat.
hold $CASHROACH.
earn $CASHCAT reflections.
The roach lives under the fridge, hoards crumbs, and routes 1% of all fee rewards to holders in $CASHCAT. It is ugly, sticky, and weirdly generous.
$CASHROACH
still alive
the kitchen paper
the cat got famous. the roach found the cash drawer.
$CASHCAT had the clean origin story. $CASHROACH had the dirty floor, the loose coins, and a suspiciously full wallet. While everyone was looking for the next shiny mascot, this little freak was behind the fridge building a rewards machine.
The plan is simple enough for a roach: hold $CASHROACH, and the reward system is built around distributing 1% of all fee rewards to holders in $CASHCAT. Cat money for roach people. Nature is healing.
hold roach
earn cat
repeat loudly
under fridge
roach lab
field notes from the rewards kitchen
reflection terminal
he watches the wallets so you do not have to.
The monitor is cracked, the desk is disgusting, and somewhere in the mess the roach is tracking the 1% $CASHCAT reward crumbs.
under-fridge treasury
the crumbs voted yes on $CASHCAT rewards.
Spoon scepter, cash crown, refrigerator kingdom. Not elegant, but neither is getting paid by an insect in cat reflections.
bzzz protocol
press once. summon accounting.
A tiny swarm runs across the page because every serious rewards protocol needs at least one completely unnecessary panic button.
roachnomics
built to drip $CASHCAT crumbs
Total Supply
Enough crumbs for the entire wall cavity.
$CASHCAT Reflections
1% of all fee rewards will be distributed to holders in $CASHCAT.
Holder Rewards
The fridge math is simple: hold $CASHROACH, collect the cat crumbs.
Contract
Address drops when the kitchen lights turn on.
roadmap
the crawl plan
open the fridge
Launch the site, reveal the roach, and make the first wallets ask why it looks so sad.
wire the cat crumbs
Configure the 1% $CASHCAT reflection flow and publish the final contract details.
infest the timeline
Memes, raids, wallet screenshots, and people explaining to friends why a roach pays cat.
survive everything
Listings, lore drops, merch, and the official declaration that the roach was never leaving.
wallet checkpoint
connect wallet. prepare for cat crumbs.
Contract is currently marked TBA so nobody apes into a fake one. Once live, this panel becomes the front door for $CASHROACH and the 1% $CASHCAT reflection story.
frequently avoided questions
questions from under the fridge
Is this financial advice?
No. This is pest control with a ticker symbol.
Why a roach?
Because every cycle needs one thing that absolutely refuses to die.
Does $CASHROACH have utility?
It is built around distributing 1% of all fee rewards to holders in $CASHCAT. Also it looks deeply unwell, which is community utility.
How do reflections work?
1% of all fee rewards will be distributed to holders in $CASHCAT. Hold $CASHROACH, stay eligible, receive cat crumbs.
Where is the contract?
TBA until launch. If someone sends you one early, that is not the roach. That is bait.
long live